I am an old world nerd.
I love teckie stuff but I also love making my own yarn from alpaca wool
and knitting socks and scarves.
I love getting a new computer or a new smart phone, but I hate
the time it takes to get it all up syncing and working.
I love beginning with a new yarn, feeling its softness and
admiring the color, but I hate finishing the toes on the socks.
Today I had a teckie victory! Despite the fact that everyone in my office
considers me a teckie wiz, I am not. I cannot compete with my son-in-law who
actually writes code for apps you get on your phone or your television. But sometimes the technicians at the computer
company we use at our office to do
really techie things like install our server network, think a little too much
of my teckie skills. I mean I appreciate their confidence in me but it is
sorely misplaced in regards to my ability.
It is during those times I would much rather be home beginning a new
soft alpaca fiber sock.
Take for instance this morning. My boss came into my office
with his electronic key fob which unlocks the doors on our campus. "It stopped working." He said and
handed to me.
This normally wouldn't be a huge problem, I have an app on
my computer that connects me to the server where I can key in a new fob and
have it working for him in a jiffy. But
today that wasn't going to happen because the program I needed to key in the
fob was sitting on my old computer which was unconnected and under my desk. My
office had to undergo upgrading all of our computers to using Windows 10
because we were still using 7. It worked
to do that on almost all of the office computers except mine. My computer was too old to accept Windows 10
so I had to get a new computer. Cue
happy face on me because isn't it always exciting to get new technology? Aren't I the one who loves new teckie
things? Yes, I am unless new means a
giant pain in the arse when you are on the phone for hours at a time with tech
support because Office doesn't want to accept my activation key, or find my
iTunes account or let me have a signature in email or any number of things I
was constantly calling our tech company for.
I am positive they are rethinking their admiration of my teckie skills
by now.
But finally, once all
the bugs were out, my new computer has been purring along for almost a week
with no knowledge it should have this program on it's hard drive. Even
though my technology friends tried, they
could not get this program to move over to my new computer. I told them it was no big deal, I hardly ever
use the program to key in new fobs so they could take their time trying to
figure it out. Their short term answer
was I could always unplug my new computer and hook up the old one and use the
program I needed to key a fob when needed then unhook that one and hook up my
new one again.
Cue Murphy's Law to jump into action. And it did.
I look at my boss and smile, "I will get that done for
you!" "As soon as I can figure out how I will do it." The rest
of that response was totally inside my head.
My boss is not a teckie person. In fact he is a self proclaimed Luddite,
someone who doesn't deal with technology.
He doesn’t understand anything about computers except that they cost us
a lot of money but they are a necessary evil.
Considering the fact that we both work in a church office and he is a
priest doesn’t take away any of the irony of this opinion he holds. I know I work with necessary evils all the
time. We have to deal with evil in all
its forms around here let me tell you and technology can look a little devilish
at times. But for crying out loud, the
man doesn't even own a cell phone!!
He left my office and I dropped to my knees to the
floor. I know I should have been praying
to St. Isadore of Seville, the patron saint of computers, but I was trying to
get under my desk to pull out my processor and figure out how I was going to switch back
and forth between these two computers.
I unplugged the new computer and plugged in the old. I put
the network plug from the new one into the old and changed monitor plugins and
viola, my old computer was up and running again. I searched for the program and
got Father his new fob!
I could not believe how easy it all worked. So I had figured that out thankfully,
but I immediately got on the phone to
call the company who had the software for that program to get them to come
install in on my new computer. "Gee
whiz lady, we're busy…it's been had a hard week, lots of customers with problems,"
was the answer I got. So I graciously
replied, "Okay I can wait."
I once again got back
to work when the phone rings. Yup, you guessed it, someone else had a fob go
down. Well, it's back under the desk I
go! That software company wasn't the
only one complaining!